This is Part I of a very long tab report. The length of the report is mainly due to my incredible laziness and also to getting sidetracked on another project. I've had some of these stories typed up for a few weeks and just never got around to uploading it and formatting the story so that my comments are in a different color from the story itself.
Before I get into this section of the report, let me just share with you guys some pictures of X that were e-mailed to me today. I don't know where they came from, but they're on the set of lastest bomb. Look closely at this fugly, orange, leathery, OLD, sourpuss of a mug. Then think about it as you read the caca tales from the tabs of Brad pining away for The Hair On Her Chinny Chin Chin One.
Homegirl's cheeks need another refill. Whatever she got done for that awards show a few weeks ago sure wore off quickly, didn't it?
Now on to the tabloids...
STAR - JUNE 1, 2009
I covered this issue of Star back when it came out. If you need a refresher click the link below...
STAR - JUNE 8, 2009
Brad and Angie had the week off except for a bit of crowing by Star on their "world exclusive" on Angie's latest fictitious pregnancy...
PHOTO - Brad & Angie posing for pix before the IB afterparty in Cannes
CAPTION - On April 27, in a world exclusive, Star revealed that Angie is pregnant Again, less than one year after she gave birth to her twins, Knox and Vivienne! And at the Cannes Film Festival her baby bump made it's debut! (Needless to say...Angie wasn't preggers...)
STAR - JUNE 15, 2009
Starting this issue Star ceases mentioning the fictitious pregnancy altogether. Just another lie brushed aside like it never existed...unless US Lies Weakly decides to give the Star the same Fake News compilation treatment they gave OuttaTouch...
BRAD CONFESSES TO JEN: I FEEL TRAPPED!
Constant fighting, nasty mood swings, separate bedrooms. Brad just can't hadle Angie anymore - and he's turned to his ex!
By - same skanktards as usual - Jennifer Pearson, Casey Brennan and Suzanne Rozdeba (The fact that it takes 3 people to write this dreck is a very telling indication of why American Media is 2 rotten sales weeks away from bankruptcy.)
It's still on! So what if Angelina Jolie went ballistic when she cuaght Brad talking to his hex (typo, but I'm keeping it), Jennifer Aniston. Star has learned that Brad is still very much in touch (Sidebar: Note the use of "in touch". This is Star's way of acknowledging they stole this crappy storyline from OuttaTouch.) with Jen - and she's become his shoulder to cry on as he reveals intimate details of his rocky relationship with Angie. (Sidebar: This sentence may well have been lifted directly from an Aussie tab that claimed Angie said she was just a shoulder to cry on for Brad and they hadn't done the unskinny bop while he was leg-shackled to The Contact Lensed One.)
"Brad told Jen, 'I feel trapped,'" a source tells Star. "He says he can't leave, but he doesn't want to stay. (Sidebar: That's like old home week for Brad. He should know that feeling well - having felt it for the last 2 1/2 years of his marriage to X.) He's been confiding in Jen a lot lately." Brad really needs someone to lean on right now, the source adds, and Jen is his rock. (Sidebar: Puh-leeze. He couldn't even count on her to be there for him when they were married! And since she's still rockin' the same hairstyle and making the same movies she made when they were married, I think it's safe to the ho doesn't do change well, so her "supporting" Brad ain't an option.) "He's really struggling. He loves the kids, but the constant traveling, the endless film shoots and Angie wanting more kids...the tension between them is taking it's toll." (Sidebar: Endless film shoots? Oh yeah...that working 2 months a year is a killer! And all that constant traveling? Well, he's supposed to be the Stay-at-home-Dad right now, so he should keep his ass at home instead of tending to his many business ventures and professional obligations. Shame on Brad! What the hell is he thinking!)
LOCKED DOORS
The showdowns between Brad, 45, and Angelina, 34, are getting so bitter that their sex life is "basically non-existent.," a Pitt family friend tells Star. (Sidebar: Out of all the shit these tabs print...Brad and Angie not having sex has GOT to be THE DUMBEST of them all. Please. Those two could stand in the middle of a crowded theater, on opposite sides of the room, and have better sex eye-fucking each other than most of us could by engaging in the wildest sex act we could imagine.) And they're back to separate bedrooms again. "Brad says he hasn't slept with Angie for weeks. (Sidebar: See previous sidebar.) She gets ready for bed alone and locks the door to their bedroom and won't let him in."
The situation hit the boiling point in early May, when, as Star reported, Angie returned home early from filming to find her man on the phone with Jen. (Sidebar: It's been so long since I posted that story you may want to scroll to the bottom of the page and click on the archives link so you refresh your memories.) The couple then spent the weekend of May 30 thousands of miles apart. Angie stayed on the East Coast, filming her thriller Salt, while Brad partied in L.A. at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. (Sidebar: Let's see...she was working...and he was working. Yet Star finds it unusual that they could be on opposite coasts...WORKING...and still be together as a couple and a family. I feel sorry for the spouses of people working in the tabloid industry. Should they ever be on opposite coasts at the same time I guess their friends are all gossiping that they're splitting up. Surely that's how they come up with this lame ass shit?)
Jen was also in L.A., attending a party at Tom Hanks' house, and she left Brad a message on his cell pone asking him to meet her for lunch. "Brad returned her call to say he thought that would be great," says a source. But before they could meet, (Sidebar: Natch.) Brad got the inevitable call from Angie, demanding he fly back to NY right away. (Sidebar: Ummm...pardon me for pointing this out, but...I thought Angie wasn't speaking to him? Did she have a minion call?)
HEART-WRENCHING CALLS (More like "Gut emptying" calls...)
Frustrated Brad needs Jen more than ever, insiders say. He's turning to her for comfort and advice as the chill between he and Angie grows. (Sidebar: Oh yeah...the best way to get back on your spouse's good side is to start chatting up ex-wives who are stalking your current Mrs.) He told her that despite his devotion to the kids - name, rank and Social Security Numbers - he feels penned in. "If he could take off, he would, but he knows he can't and it's tearing him up inside," says the family friend. (Sidebar: For the SECOND TIME in the article. We get it. Brad's miserable and wants out, but he loves the cute little rugrats and he feels like Angie has his cajones in a vice grip. We get it. Can we move on now?)
PHOTO - Pic of Brad next to a pic of Her Fugness
Caption: "He told Jen he can't leave Angie and the kids - but he doesn't want to stay," an insider tells Star. (Sidebar: Ummm...why can't he leave? Did Pax nail gun him to the floor or sumpin'? Men leave their kids all the time - usually with the help of the PYT leading him away by his dick.)
PHOTO - pic of Angie in the black wig on the Salt set
Caption: THE CHILL FACTOR - The atmosphere in the Jolie-Pitt household is so frosty that "Brad and Angie rarely speak to each other," says a source, "unless it has something to do with the kids." (Sidebar: Then how'd she call him to tell him to come back to NYC? She get him on the line and tap it out in Morse Code? Or maybe she built a fire in the backyard of Rupe's estate and sent him smoke signals.)
STAR - JUNE 22, 2009
BRAD & JEN'S HOTEL HOOKUP! LIMO DRIVER BLOWS THEIR COVER
As Star has reported, Jen and Brad have been phoning and texting with more frequency in the past few weeks.
By Ilysa Panitz, Jennifer Pearson, Suzanne Rozdeba & John Bell (Oh joy, Star's got a new reporter on the story. Undoubtedly he's bringing that all-important gay male perspective to the table. )
After carefully crafting plans for a 1 a.m. rendezvous at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston spent more than two hours alone together. And it's not the first time! Does Angelina know? (Sidebar: Why do they also ask that stupid question? If she didn't know, they just spilled the beans and now she does know. So is she supposed to call them up and say, "Hey Candace - Ange here. Thanks for the heads up that Brad met with that skanktard he used to be married to. That certainly explains all the squealing tires, running into the house looking crazed and demanding I wake up the kids, put them all in the specially armoured Suburban in the drive way, make sure I grabbed our passports and other international documents and hustled us onto a private plane at 2 in the fucking a.m.! We just landed in...oops...I can't tell you that...that would be a security breach and defeat the purpose of us having gone into hiding. Shoot...I gotta go now. Brad said the weapons expert was here to show us how to use the AK-47s, grenade launchers and armored tank. Mad's really excited because Brad promised him he could have a turn driving the Humvee. I figured, 'What the hell. He handled the go-carts pretty well for a 6 year-old...he should be a wiz of a dreiver now that he's almost 8!' Gotta go now. The sires just went off and there's a heli circling overhead. Apparently Little Miss Can't Move On has found us already!. Bye!" I mean...come on...asking if Angie knows about a fake meeting they created is just retarded...)
By Ilyssa Panitz, Jennifer Pearson, Suzanne Rozdeba & John Bell (Ooh, check out Star - got another new bitch on the beat this week. The other 2 usual suspects either didn't have the stomach for it anymore, quit, or are now on the Hohan beat. They've got a man on the story now, so things will soon be FUBAR. We all know how gossipy men are. Straight, gay...doesn't matter. They gossip more than women. They're like teenage girls at a slumber party. How many celeb gossip blogs are run by men? Exactly.)
As she rode in the back-seat of a chauffered black Escalade, Jennifer Aniston was excitedly texting her date, letting him know her exact location and just how long it would be before she'd finally be by his side. And when the ar pulled up to the Gramercy Park Hotel in Manhattan, she couldn't hold back any longer. She speed-dialed the number on her phone and breathlessly annouced, "Brad, I'm here!" (Sidebar: Unbeknownst to Star, "Brad" is also what X sometimes calls Norman. She swears it's an accidently, but sometimes it just slips out. Like...say...she's lying in bed late at night, all alone...just X, her Pearl Rabbit and the life-size blow-up Brad Pitt doll that she had custom-made by an erotic toys company on the internet who promised her they were very discreet. Obviously they lied because somehow I found out about it. Sometimes, in the throes of whatever, the buzzing noise stops...mid-buzz...and that's when X realizes she forgot to change the batteries and screams, "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!" Unfortunately for X, one night the butler heard her screaming...and came running into her bedroom with a baseball bat...and found the blow-up Brad doll...which X then explained was for Norman...because Norman missed Brad so much, but isn't very bright, so she was able to fool him with the doll. As X is explaining this the butler is slowly backing out of the room saying, "Yes, Ms. Aniston. Of course, Ms. Aniston. The doll is actually Norman's, Ms. Aniston." and as he closed the door and headed back down the hall to his own room, the butler said to himself, "I am soooooooooo selling this story to Star!" Unfortunately for Star though, the next morning the butler found a huge wad of cash in a bank envelope sitting outside his bedroom door. And so instead of Star getting the good story...all they got was a lame-ass story about X supposedly meeting Brad at a hotel in New York that was almost immediately refuted by all parties involved, with the hotel being the loudest in their denial of hosting said event.)
"BEYOND THRILLED"
In a blockbuster exclusive, Star can reveal the driver who ferried Jen to her late-night get-together with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, says that the former couople took great pains not to get caught during their secret hookup. (Sidebar: Yeah, they were so careful they didn't even tell the managers of the hotel that they'd be letting themselves into a secure, locked room at the back of the hotel that only employees have the keys to.) "It was in the wee hours of the morning, around 1 a.m.," the driver tells Star. "It was well planned so no one would see them. They were really careful not to be spotted." (Sidebar: I love how Star emphasizes that they were so stealthy no one knew they were there. Kinda like that old radio show & movie serials of "The Phantom" - "No one knows where The Phantom goes!" Like X is Caspar or something. Beetlejuice is more like it.)
And Brad's ex was more than ready for their face-to-face meeting, adds the chauffer, "She didn't seem nervous at all. Jen was relazsed, and she lookes so beautiful." (Sidebar: If you hadn't already guessed that Huvane leaked this story...there's your clue! The two of them always make sure a phrase about how great she looked is included in their leaks.)
But leading up to the rendezvous, Jen wasn't so cool. calm and collected as she gushed to pals about her plans to steal some time away with Brad. "She was beyond thrilled," one friend tells Star. "She was texting that she was about to see him and how happy she was. That afternoon, Jen could barely contain herself.!" (Sidebar: The reason X "could barely contain herself" had more to do with the blow she'd scored and snorted that day than it had to do with the prospect of seeing Brad again.)
But the hookup was well worth the wait. The driver explains that the pair spent more than two hours together in the back of the Gramercy's nearly deserted 18th floor Private Roof Club and Garden. (Sideabr: God, these people are such bad liars. How the fuck would the limo driver know where X was inside the hotel? HE WAS IN THE FUCKING CAR! And I'm pretty sure the Gramercy balks at their clientele bringing their limos inside the building, into the elevator and up to the 18th floor.) While sipping cocktails, the former husband and wife were finally able to have a heart-to-heart conversation about their lives without any distractions. (Sidebar: Uh...X has no life, so that means she spent 2 hours listening to Brad talk about Angie and the kids. Prolly not exactly what she envisioned.) "Jen later said she couldn't believe how handsome he looked," notes her pal. (Sidebar: WTF? He's Brad Fucking Pitt. He was handsome when he was married to her. He was handsome when he dumped her. DUh. It's not like he got custody of her fugness in the divorce settlement. He let her keep that and he kept his good looks. Each took out of the marriage what they brought in!) "They talked about his children, of course. And he asked her about her 'kids,' meaning her dogs." (Sidebar: Yeah, this was a scintillating convo. I can see why X was so stoked at the prospect of seeing Brad. Just what every dumpee wants - to spend 2 hours listening to your ex sing the praises of the offspring you weren't good enough to have for him. Let me backtrack - this would be the worst nightmare of any woman with a funtioning uterus who wanted kids and didn't have them. X probably just cocked her head to one side, twirled hair around her fingers, plastered on her patented Rachel Thinking Thoughts Face and while he was talking planned her next trip to Meh-hee-co or the next bad romcom she could foist on the world.)
Talk eventually turned to their present situations - especially Brad's problems with Angelina Jolie. "Jen listened as he opened up about her," continues the friend. (Sidebar: If I were one of X's Godless Circle members and she told me this crap I'd beat the shit out of her with a Dumbwater bottle and say, "What the fuck is wrong you? Get some fucking pride! The man dumped you on your big, fat Greek ass, walked away without a backward glance after 6 1/2 years together, then proceeded to have 6 kids with the same woman he denied having had an affair with the previous year! Now he comes whining to you because his new woman isn't as shallow and needy as you are? What part of 'YOU'RE AN IDIOT!' do you not understand?" But hey...that's just me. I like to keep it real when my friends are making fools of themselves.) "Brad said she isn't fun. He told Jen that's why he's trying to keep busy - so he can get away from Angelina to think things through!" (Sidebar: So now Star is claiming Angie is "no fun". I guess that's why Brad told an interviewer last fall that Angie was "so inventive" and "so creative" as a mother...which anyone who's inventive and creative with their kids is also going to be inventive and creative with their partner/spouse/lover. And then there's the fact that Brad told the W mag about the pix he shot for them months earlier -
http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2009/02/brad_pitt?printable=true
“We have fun working together; these things bring you closer,” he says of the experience. “And let me tell you, it’s really sexy to see your loved one through the lens. I went much further [than the shot of Jolie breast-feeding]. I didn’t show those.”
Unlike Star and the other tabs, when I use quotes I like to give NAMES TO MY SOURCES...)
The memorable evening wasn't the first time Jen, 40, and Brad, 45, hooked up. They were shuttled around New York City in a black SUV on April 23, sipping Starbucks coffee and chatting. According to Jen's chauffer - one of several who drove her around the Big Apple while she was filming The Baster- the actress texted and phoned Brad while she was in the backseat of his car. (Sidebar: This is Star's way of covering their asses in case a legit news agency wants to talk to their souce. It also gives them an easy out when no one can find the person. "Oh, he was just one of 400 chauffers used on The Baster..." Not many news agencies are going to waste resources hunting down a 1 in 400 source from a tabloid story. There'd have to be a death or major scandal involved for it to be worth their while.) Their contact became increasingly frequent, leading up to their intimate night at the Gramercy.
But does Angelina know? (Sidebar: Star is practically begging Angie to pay attention to them and reward all their diligent hard work with an on-the-record denial. Which, BTW, this story DOES NOT include. Which means Star never contacted anyone's reps before publishing this baloney.) As Star has reported, she was livid when she first caught Brad talking to Jen on the phone. "When Angelina finds out about this reunion, she'll go ballistic. She goes crazy when Brad even mentions his ex," says an insider. "When she caught Brad talking to Jen on his cell phone recently, Angelina blew a fuse and started screaming at him." (Sidebar: Once again refer to the archives for a refresher. As I explained in the previous report, my source is impeccable and above reproach and swears that the version of the convos between Brad and X that she overheard and relayed to me is 100% accurate. Because I know you've all been concerned about the fate of Shiloh's Barbie doll I can happily tell you that Brad hung up on X just in the nick of time to rush over and snatch Barbie from Mad's grimey little paws, replete with Jaws music, just before Barbie's left arm and it's little plactic socket parted ways.)
L.A. HOOKUPS (Not to be confused with Porgie's L.A. hookERS...)
It doesn't look like the tension in the Jolie-Pitt household will easy anytime soon. Angelina, 34, is already having their rented chateau in the South of France prepared for her arrival. But Brad will stay behind in L.A. to work on his movie Moneyball. "Brad and Angie are going to be thousands of miles apart for most of the summer," says a source close to Angelina. "She's taking a personal trainer and a therapist with her, and her brother, James Haven, is staying at the chateau to help look after the kids." (Sidebar: This issue came out the same week as the Peeps with Brad & Angie on the cover and they included the info that angie and the kids would spend the summer in LA WITH Brad. I betcha all the tabs were scrambling to contact their imaginary sources for verification. Not. They don't give a shit. They just ingore all the stuff they've lied about that didn't happen, pull another lie out of their asses and keep on keeping on.)
That leaves both Brad and Jen in L.A., with plenty of opportunity for more hookups - something his mom Jane would love to see! (Sidebar: Uh...NOT. X is going to be in NYC filming her second bomb for 2010 with Gerry Butler, who'll be spending the summer wearing a codpiece AND a chastity belt to keep X from trying to get to his "dangly bits." (Er...I sorta stole that phrase from Spike on BtVS.))
"Jane and Jen have been talking a lot lately," a Pitt family source tells Star. "Jane is upset that Brad and Angie and kids won't visit them in Missouri (Sidebar: Uh...didn't Brad tell an interviewr last year that they go to Springfield a lot because "My mom would kill me if I didn't bring the grandkids..." or words to that effect. I guess nobody thought to share that tidbit with the folks at the Star.) - she even made an offhand comment to Angie about it recently. She told her that Jen and Brad would come to visit quite a bit but she and Brad rarely come to town!" (Sidebar: Bull. Shit. X could rarely be bothered to set foot in Springfield and the Pitts - including siblings' families - went to LA or Santa Barbara or some other major city where X could impress them with the level of her celebrity due to being Mrs. Brad Pitt. In their 6 1/2 years together X deigned to go to Springfield about half a dozen times. And she certainly couldn't be bothered to go for Jane & Bill's 40th wedding anniversary. That happened to coincide with her receiving the Best Actress award from the Hollywood Film Festival. In other words - it was a rinky-dink award at a fairly new film festival and X could have easily skipped. You know why she didn't? Because there were a lot of big names being honored at the awards presentation that year - for example, Martin Scorsese, Jody Foster, Tom Hanks and Jeffrey Katzenberg. You know X likes nothing better than to think she's on par with the cream of HW's A-list. Saying X's name in the same breath as Jodie Foster's should be one of the 7 deadly sins...and no, that was NOT a Seven pun..But if you think about it, it does qualify as greed, gluttony, lust, pride and envy, doesn't it? I also wonder how many times that night X got asked, "Jen, where's Brad at tonight?" And I'm sure Brad was treated to "wrath" up on his return. The on sin X didn't get to was sloth...cuz, apparently, the slag's a neat-freak...)
Engraged, Angelina told Brad that he needs to keep his mom from meddling, says the source. "But Jane's always secretly wanted Brad and Jen to get back together - and she thinks it could happen!" (Sidebar: Riiiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttt. Jane wants to see 6 of her precious grandchildren's hearts broken by daddy not being in their lives every day and only seeing him on weekends when they have to go visit him and The Orange Queen in their chintz and paisley wallpapered mansion.)
PHOTOS - 1 pic of the outside of the Gramercy Park Hotel, 1 pic of a conservatory/greenhouse garneny type room...presumably INSIDE the Gramercy...
CAPTION: SECRET MEETING!
The chic Gramercy Park Hotel in Manhattan has a romantic, exclusive rooftop garden where jen and Brad decided to meet. Surrounded by lush greenery, the space is decorated with small tables, cozy wicker chairs and twinkling lights overhead. (Sidebar: Sounds tres romantic, don't it? All that's missing are the plastic pink flamingos, a politically incorrect Black lawn jockey and a white picket fence.)
PHOTOS - Angie in NO (Oct 2008) with Z and Shiloh (poor Pax has been axed from the photo); another pic of Brad in LI, leaving Dunkin' Donuts, with Mad and Pax)
CAPTION: CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE
Brad and Angelina's kids - betcha thought you wouldn't to mentally list their names and ages for this article, didn'tcha? - can feel the tension between their parents. "The children are starting to be affected by this, especially Mad and Pax," a family friend tells Star. "Brad says they sense there are some major problems." (Sidebar: I have a real problem with grown ass adults who lie about little kids for a living. At what point does God say, "Enough of these fuckers!" and takes 'em all out with a big tidal wave or earthquake? Hell, I'd even settle for a plague of flesh-eating locusts. Just make them stop lying about kids - and old people, too. Yes Globe, I'm talking about you and your "Doris Day's insane" fuckery. The woman is 87. She's earned the right to be crazy if she wants to be! Sorry...I digressed...)
SIDEBAR - (Memories...misty water colored memories...of...) THE WAY WE WERE
Yes, that's right, folks. It's time for our quarterly look back at The Golden Couple being all golden and shit..courtesty of Star this time instead of Janice Mean and Us Lies Weakly....
1. OPENLY IN LOVE (pic of X and Brad at the Tibetan Freedom concert in mid-1998)
Brad and jen tried to keep their romance under wraps, but at the Tibetan Freedom concert in Washington, D.C., in June 1998, there was no hiding their attraction. (Sidebar of my own: This concert was about 6 weeks into their "dating". Wait...who am I kidding...they never "dated". Brad passed Go, collected 200 bucks and fucked her on their first "date"...then he moved into her house like 2 days later. Can we all say "Cheap ass skank of a hobag?" Anyslut - Brad was all for keeping it on the QT...X was the one who wanted to go public...infer from that (about how this pic got taken) what you will. Just remember who her publicist is, was and always will be.)
2. WEEDED BLISS (another typo that I'm keeping...The one and only wedding pic Brad allowed X to let Huvane distribute. Cindy G distributed nothing, issued no statements and merely confirmed that they'd gotten hitched. That's all I'm saying...)
On July 29, 2000, the couple said "I do" in front of 200 guests in a Malibu, Calif., mansion. They divorced five years later. (Sidebar of my own: Ummm...Brad told me to tell you guys that should read, "SEPARATED 4 1/2 YEARS LATER. LEGALLY DIVORCED 5 YEARS, 19 DAYS, 12 HOURS, 47 MINUTES AND 28.17 SECONDS LATER. DIVORCE PAPERWORK FINALIZED 5 YEARS, 2 MONTHS. 2 DAYS, 16 HOURS, 22 MINUTES AND 46.33 SECONDS LATER. Hey...it's not like he remembers it to the millisecond...just hundredths of a second.)
3. ARM IN ARM (pic of X and Brad "hiking". You'll see why hiking is in quotes in a second.)
They took a romantic hike IN BEVERLY HILLS in April 2001. (Sidebar of my own: Now ask yourself this - What the fuck would a "hike" in Beverly Hills consist of? Strolling past blocks and blocks of 10,000 square foot mansions with manicured lawns, gardens and landscaping, security gates with armed security personnel, passing the occasional Bentley or Rolls Royce or, if you get really lucky, you might see your 58-year-old next door neighbor heading to his brand spanking new souped up Porsche Carrera 4 with his new 25 year-old blond trophy wife who's fake tits are falling out of her too tight Max Azria Bandage Dress, while the skirt is riding up her ass and you can see not just Monday and Tuesday of next week, but also France...and if you look real closely you can see the price tag tattooed on her cooch. But...you're with the new Mrs. who's insecure about her homeliness, especially her huge honker and Leno-like chin... so you can't look too closely without hearing, "BBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD! DID YOU HEAR ME? QUIT STARING AT THAT SLUT AND STOP IGNORING ME! I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!")
4. FAMILY AFFAIR (pic of Brad and X with his 'rents. Notice how you never see any pix of Brad and X with HER FAMILY show up in these rags. Yet they all snark that Angie was not speaking to her loser sperm-donor of a father. Brad was actually pretty close to John Aniston...but...how many pix have you seen of Brad and John A. together at a public event...let alone ratzi snaps? I can think of maybe 2. It would require looking at X pics for verification and I just ate lunch, so I'm gonna give that the old Pasadena.)
It was obvious at the November 2001 premiere of the film Spy Game in L.A. that Brad's parents, Bill and Jane, were fond of their then daughter-in-law. (Sidebar of my own: Pffft. Sure, everybody's smiling in the pic, but neither Jane nor Bill is paying a lick of attention to X - or Brad. They're looking straight into the camera and smiling. YOu know...like NORMAL PEOPLE DO when their picture is being taken at a public function. And in rebuttal, courtesy of SimplyBrad.com, here's a photo of Brad and Angie with his parents at the premiere of CCOBB in early December 2008. Damned if his 'rents don't look downright happy with their new DIL.)
STAR - JUNE 29, 2009
This was another week off for Brad & Angie. This was the week after Peeps' rumor-dispelling cover. There were no pix of either of them during the previous week, so Star had zippo after Peeps sank their battleship.
More to come later...The next part will cover Lies & Shit and notOK!...
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