Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Hold me, Norman! I've Been Dumped!


Yep, that's right's the 10 year anniversary of the day Brad kicked La Garrapata Engorda to el curbo. To commemorate the festive occasion I've decided to turn back the hands of time. It is now January 12, 2005 and the shockwaves felt round the gossip world are still reverberating. If you listen closely you can still hear "CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!" every time you pass by a magazine rack at a grocery store checkout stand.

To honor the happy occasion - or sad occasion if you're a hen with a skinny jeans allergy - I give you...the 31 pages of of the January 24, 2005 US Weekly, which oh so-dolefully decrees, 'WHY BRAD SAID GOODBYE!" The wind cries Mary for Hendrix fans and Maria for easy listening fans. Guess who's easy listening fan? Hint: It ain't Brad Pitt.

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